If you never took classes in Logic or Philosophy, the White House encourages you to dust the cobwebs off of your unused neurons to play a four year game of intellectual chess.
For those that aren’t up to the mental calisthenics, then start planning for your 2018 “National Day of Patriotic Devotion” because it’s easier to grill a burger, pound down a 6 pack of beer, and wave an American flag than it is to think critically.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim January 20, 2017, as National Day of Patriotic Devotion, in order to strengthen our bonds to each other and to our country — and to renew the duties of Government to the people.
Those not paying attention should brush up on the new day of celebration because to properly celebrate you also need time to order your XXL posters of Big Brother.
Fellow Americans, welcome to the nationalist world of Getúlio Vargas, Juan Domingo Perón, Rafael Trujillo, Fidel Castro, Augusto Pinochet, Hugo Chavez, Rodrigo Duterte, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, Gamal Abdel Nasser, Benito Mussolini, Francisco Franco.